What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

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Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit !

What do you get when you sit on a potato?

A potato wedge! (I made this up when I was 9)

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

What's the difference between a piano, a tuna fish, and a pot of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna. ... What about the pot of glue I knew you'd get stuck.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman?

Frostbite.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.