What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

Why did the child have two black eyes?

Because telling them once wasn't enough.

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

What did Dave Grohl say when he dropped his Greek sandwich?

There goes my gyro

What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's better than a rose on your piano?

Tulips on your organ EDIT: This blew up. (No pun intended)

Whats the difference between a piano, a tuna, and a bottle of glue?

Anyone can tuna piano, but nobody can piano a tuna!

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

Chord Jokes More Chord Jokes

Why wouldn't Kurt Cobain let you charge your phone at his house?

the guy likes his power chords too much.

Which chord is essential to every Christian song?

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