What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What's black, grey, and red all over?

A gorilla with a child in the enclosure.

What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

What happens if an Asian gets stung by a bee?

Their GPA drops

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What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

What's better than two roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano into a mine?

A-flat "minor"

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.

Chord Jokes More Chord Jokes

Why did the chord get kicked out of the bar?

Because he was Aminor

Why couldn't the chord get into the bar?

She was A minor.