A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress
Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!
The downfall of Turkey, the break-up of China, and the overthrow of Greece.
Because he only had Forints! Thank you thank you, tip your waiter.
A: Fifty dollars and a tip.
I regret nutting!!!
Because they can't stop hitting themselves. This joke came to me while I was half asleep this morning. I'm not sure how original it is. I probably heard some variation of it somewhere and have just forgotten. Any suggestions for improving it?
A one night stand with Jesus
A landmine.
You: You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna! Person getting told joke: What about the jar of glue? You: I knew you'd get stuck there
Answer: Tulips on an Organ.
A-flat "minor"
A flat minor.
She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.
When she has a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pencil.
They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.
I can see!
