What do you get when you drop a piano in a coal mine?

A flat minor. Night... Don't forget to tip your waitress

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Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why did Johnny drop his ice cream?

Because he got hit by a truck!

What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza?

Pearl Harbor pizza.

Tip Jokes More Tip Jokes

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

What kind of car did the German cowboy purchase?

Audi *tips hat*

Forget Jokes More Forget Jokes

What's the difference between talking to your wife after you forgot something and a minefield?

You can actually get through the minefield alive.

What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?

A flat back four!

Flat Minor Jokes More Flat Minor Jokes

What do you get if you drop a piano into a mine?

A-flat "minor"

What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

What's the difference between a waitress and your mom?

A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Coal Jokes More Coal Jokes

What do you call coffee made from coal?

Tarbucks.

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.