How do you know your waitress is having a rough night?

She's got a tampon behind her ear and she can't find her pen.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do I want to do to your body?

I don't know. Identify it, I guess.

What's your favorite city in Thailand?

Phuket, I don't know...

Ear Jokes More Ear Jokes

How do you offend a vegan?

Cover your ears with your hands

Why are you stuffing all that Easter candy into your mouth?

Because it doesn't taste as good if I stuff it in my ears."

Waitress Jokes More Waitress Jokes

What did the waitress say to the customer after she forgot his Miso soup?

A: uh, me so sorry.

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.