Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

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Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

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All of them. One to hold the bulb and the rest to screw the world.

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I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."

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Ransom notes.

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xpost /r/meanjokes Every single shot at them is at a chink in their armor.

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He did some seoul searching.

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Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

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Kim Jong Un has control over his country.

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Pennsylvania

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I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

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Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

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Why do North Korean officials are always seen holding a notebook and a pen when they're near Kim Jong Un?

They're writing their last will and testament.

What will Gene Wilder's last will and testament will say?

YOU GET NOTHING! Yeah I'm going to hell.