How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs?

None, he fell.

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He makes sure his catch is weak before he throws his balls at them.

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A rashtag.

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How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs?

None, he fell.

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How many 210 lb policemen does it take to throw a 140 lb suspect down 3 flights of stairs?

None, he fell.

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people