How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

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Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean?

I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp ?

A bear faced lyre !

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do a gang member and a redneck have in common?

They both know how to throw a good hoe down.

What do you get when you throw a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat minor.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

Why's the couch smell like pee?

Flashback to me watching The Ring alone Me: *points at son* I think someone had another "accident."

Netflix Jokes More Netflix Jokes

Why were they called the dark ages?

Because there were so many knights! Credit: watching Mr. D on Netflix

What's the best thing to do when your tinder date never shows?

Netflix and Jill