Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

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Store Jokes More Store Jokes

What file does a Knight store his music on?

A **MIDI**-val file.

Where do terrorists store their money?

In the West Bank

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

What time of day are you not able to find your watch?

4:04

Why are you watching Thatcher's funeral?

Mum: "Just to make sure"

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

Why do white girls help fight heartburn?

Because they're so basic.

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

What do you call a manager that hasn't grown up yet?

A kidager

Why do managers bring suitcases along to away games?

So that they can pack the defence!