How much for the best friend?

Manager : Sir, we've been through this, our cashiers aren't for sale.

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Good Friend Jokes More Good Friend Jokes

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.

Cashier Jokes More Cashier Jokes

How much does he give the cashier?

2 dollars, so he gets a quarter back.

How much is a dozen bananas?

ampnbsp And the cashier replies: &ampnbsp -Twelve bananas

Sale Jokes More Sale Jokes

Why was the Mercedes Benz on sales?

Because they've removed 6 rows of yellow LED strips...

Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

Manager Jokes More Manager Jokes

What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

What does a lifeguard and a manager of a Curves have in common?

They both watch whales.