Why didn't the cashier laugh at my joke?

Why do I not laugh at your jokes anymore?

Because I've "reddit" before

Why do the ghosts never win races?

Because they're always dead tired. I stole this from plain and simple. Just straight up stole it. Why? Because it made me laugh and I didn't see it posted here before.

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What do you say when somebody else has ruined your joke?

RIP post

How many times does a blonde laugh at a joke?

Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.

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What makes perfect sense?

The U.S. mint (cents)

Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing?

Because they don't make any cents.

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What did the cashier say after handing down a wad of currency to Dracula?

Count Dracula."

What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!