What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

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Who are all these people Twitter wants me to follow?

Has the fail whale been stalking me. Help, stranger danger!

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow?

Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

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What's a Monk's favorite breakfast food?

Well, they're vegetarians so probably not what you're thinking...

What's a pirate's favorite computer language?

Aye, you'd think it was R, but tis the C

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Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory?

Two test-tickles.

When my family says things like...why don't you have kids yet?

I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."

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Why am I just so naturally funny?

Because my life is a joke. Dont worry Im not scuicidal

How do you get a post that's not a joke into /r/jokes?

Like this.

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Why do men like breasts so much?

They prove men can concentrate on two things at once.

How do you expect us to loan you money if you can't prove to us that you don't need it?

Banks

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What should I give your sister for unzipping?

Him : Um, ten bucks? Me : Like for WinZip. PS: Taken from bash.org

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....