What do you ask a Mexican girl you like?

Netflix and chili

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Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

What do you call an integral that doesn't like derivatives?

An anti-derivative.

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What do you call it when two Mexicans were in a car accident and one had both legs amputated?

Juan and a half

What do you call a Mexican that won't get on a scale?

A no weigh Jose.

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Why do you ask for my daughters hand in marriage?

Do NOT say:"Because I am tired of using my own"

How did Kanye West ask Kim Kardashian to marry him ??

will i marry you?"

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Why did the peadophile sign up for Netflix?

He liked chillin.

What do whales do on dates?

Netflix and Krill

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Why did a Mexican girl get pregnant?

She was told to do an essay in school.

What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

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When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

Chili CON Carne!