Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

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What do you call a deaf dinosaur?

Anything you like - he can't hear you.

Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

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Where do lobsters buy their work clothes?

Homardware.

What's the difference between a Chinese man and a lobster under a bus?

Nothing. They're both crustacians.

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How do crabs travel cheaply?

Pubic transportation

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

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What did the dog say after a hard day at work ?

Today sure was ruff" Read that today on my university's art wall and made me smile a bit , thought i'd share it :P

Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

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How did the shellfish win the underwater beauty pageant?

Using saxitoxin.

Why does Sean Connery hog all of the oysters at a seafood dinner?

Because it's shellfish.