Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

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How do you use a philosophy degree in a professional context?

Why* would you like fries with that

What's the difference between a hippie and a geologist?

Not much. One likes getting stones, the other likes getting stoned.

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What's the difference in a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?

You should know, you've only read it twenty times.

What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

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How do crabs travel cheaply?

Pubic transportation

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

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What do you call a dark skinned surfer?

A RADICAL muslim. Sorry if I offended anyone but just thought I would share a funny thought I had that I turned into a joke.

How long do you need to know someone before sharing fries?

Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.

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Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

What kind of cars do shellfish drive?

Mussel cars.