What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

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What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

What's worse than finding a lobster on your piano?

Finding crabs on your organ.

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What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

What do you call a soldier that got attacked by mustard gas and pepper spray??

A seasoned veteran

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What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!

What does a clam do on his birthday?

He shellabrates!