What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

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What's the difference between lobsters and crabs?

I don't lobsters!

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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What do you call a group of rioters attacking a music store?

Luters

What did the scientist who got attacked by sodium chloride say?

That's a salt!

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How do clams communicate?

A shell phone!

What do you call a Cloyster that wants to learn the move Rain Dance?

The clam before the storm!