What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!

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Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish

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What do Australian terrorists say before attacking?

Uluruakbar

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

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Why didn't the clam share his ipod?

He was shellfish.

What did the clam say when a crab attacked him?

Kelp!