Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ?

Becka the bus is the best place to sit !

What do monsters play when they are in the bus?

Squash.

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Because two Wongs don't make a white.

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A Chinese restaurant's newest entree!

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Halfway, any further and you're running out.

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Covers tracks

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A clothes hanger.

Which one is the odd one out; a Crab, a Tuna, a Chinese man run over by a bus or a Lobster?

A tuna, because the rest of them are crustaceans.

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They are both crustaceans.

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Homardware.

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You'd roar too if you had crabs on your bottom

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Crabs on your organ.

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Tuna

What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

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I'd say it's fifty fifty

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Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

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Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

Crustacean Jokes More Crustacean Jokes

What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time?

A crustacean :D :D

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans