What do you call a dirty Chinese crab?

A crusty asian

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How do I turn my new girlfriend on?

She's a robot and the instructions are in Chinese.

What do you call a Chinese billionaire?

Cha Ching

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What's the similarity between an Asian and Spongebob?

Both are yellow and can't drive.

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Ugh.... Pho queue...