Why is Chinese the best language?

It has the most character.

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Why is it never a good idea to use a Chinese phone book?

There are so many Wings and Wongs, you might wing a wong number.

What did Obi-wan say to Luke at the Chinese restaurant?

Use the fork, Luke.

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Whats the most unlikely line to read in the bible ?

The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

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What's the best language for jokes?

Punjabi.

What's the best language to describe the hectic holiday shopping season?

A: Russian