What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

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What's the best part of having kids?

Making them.

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A kid who loves halalpenos

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Where did Es-car-go.

What did the snail say as he rode on the back of a turtle?

A: Wheeee!

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How did the instructor try to make horse riding enjoyable?

He tried to stirrup some interest!

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Because they'd get arrested for peddling crack

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Why did the tortoise get arrested?

Because he got there before the hare.

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He gets there before the hair...

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What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

What do you call a puppy in the desert?

Anyone else got some fun jokes your kids have told you?