What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

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What happens if you play a country song backward?

You get your house back, your dog back, your wife back, and you sober up.

What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice

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What do you call a Muslim slug?

A snail...

Why did the snail cross the road ?

It is not clear yet , let it cross the road first. Update : It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.