What did one snail say to the other snail?

It...all...happened...soooooooo...fast

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What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

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It got shelved.

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What did the snail on the turtles back say?

WEEEEEEEEEE!

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Weeeeeeeeeeee