What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice

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What happens to a frog that parks illegally?

He gets toad.

What happens when Nigel Farage makes a promise?

He brexit.

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What does a 14 year-old Native American girl say when she loses her virginity?

Stop Dad, you're crushing me smokes!

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"

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How many pot heads does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one, we're stoned not stupid.

What happens when a rock gets high?

He gets stoned.. Badum tsss

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What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed :D