What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

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What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

What are you gonna do today?

Me: Shower. W: ...what else M: Make a new iTunes playlist. W: Wow. M: Might not have time for a shower.

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How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

Shoot before he hits the water.

What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

What to do if you run over a black man in the rain?

Well, you have an hour before the rain dries...

What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour?

A double crosser.

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What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.