What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is the difference between a guitar player and government bonds?

Government bonds mature over time and earn money

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

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Who drowns?

The boat.

Where are you most likely to drown?

Deepends*

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What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

What goes 30 miles per hour and smells like curry?

Usain Balti

Relax Jokes More Relax Jokes

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.

What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.