What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

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Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

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How did the hipster drown?

By swimming in the main stream.

What happened to the native man that drank 23 cups of tea?

He went home and drowned in his tea pee.

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Why can't you tell a Philosophy Student a good joke?

You need to give a three hour lecture and turn in a research paper on "What is 'good' " first.

What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above?

A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.

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What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

What do you do to relax?

I enjoy people watching. - The most relaxing thing for me is singing in the shower. - I know.