What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

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Why did Dracula go to the orthodontist?

He wanted to improve his bite.

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

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Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

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What do you call a ghost at midnight?

A sheet in the dark!

How do you get a ghost to lie perfectly flat?

You use a spirit level.

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What do Worf and Jadzia like to do to relax?

Netflix and Trill!

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!