What do ghosts watch if they want to re...

Why didn't the table want to be sat on?

He wasn't a charitable guy

What do Chinos say when you take them off?

This was incredibly clever when I first thought of it but then I did some research...the closest they get to being Italian is that George Clooney was a "pioneer" for them: Reading that makes me never want to wear them again.

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What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

the people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

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Why didn't the ghost go to the dance?

He had no body to dance with

What happened to the ghost who went to a party?

He had a wail of a time.

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What's my type?

Someone who is supportive. Someone who is warm. Someone I can just curl up and relax with. Wait I'm describing my bed again.

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!