What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!

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What is your best casino joke?

I work in a casino and want to hear your best one. Here is mine: what's the difference between a canoe and a baccarat player? A canoe sometimes tips!

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

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How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

What kind of watch does Germs Bond wear?

An Amoeba.

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Why were the ghosts wet and tired?

They had just dread-ged the lake.

Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

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What can relax you and drown you at the same time?

A one-hour facial.

What do ghosts watch if they want to relax?

Skelly-vision!