How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

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Why did the blonde move to L.A.?

Blonde: I don't know. Why Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what

How do we know that Darth Vader is American?

Because he marches to the Imperial March and not the Metric March

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What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

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Why can't you tell jokes in base 8?

Because 7, 10, 11!

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

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Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

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Why are Italians so good at football?

Because it involves changing sides halfway through.

Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

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What do you call the 1 yard line at the Super Bowl?

A running play - Obviously...

What do you call a bunch of happy Seahawks fans after the Super Bowl?

Haitians