How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

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What do you call a chinese crab who just got dumped?

A frustacean

What part of your punctuality emancipates the Chinese?

Your Ti"ming"!

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How do you put a condom on a elephant?

You take the c out of ice and the f out of weigh.

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

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How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*

Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup

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How heavy is a dumpling?

Wanton

How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*