Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup

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What type of wife always knows where her husband is?

A widow

Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

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Why do the Irish have 239 beans in their soup?

If they had one more it would be to farty

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!

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Which type of soup is the heaviest?

Won-ton soup

How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh?

It weighs *Won-ton*