Then I frown & order the soup.
Is it about black people
They're always by them shelves Just wanted to see if that library joke checked out Sorry for all the library jokes, I'll put them on hold
I answer back... You mean in bed
Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.
Urine charge now.
Because they crack under pressure.
He thought the ad said '24 carrots'
I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."
Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad.
I feel a bit overdressed."
Potatoes don't scream when you peel their skin and toss them in boiling water.
Douse it with petrol and toss a lit match. WOOF!
Wanton soup. I'll leave now.
He had his soup before it was cool.
Because it's frowned upon in Islam to smoke ziggurats.
The chemist may frown.
Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.
A waitress leaves me alone after I give her the tip.