When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

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Who wants gold?

amuse me first...hahaha

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He wanted to give a shoutout to his peeps

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What's the difference between an art student and a philosophy student?

A philosophy student asks you you want fries with that

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All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

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500 Internal Server Error

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A salad.

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Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."

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He was having his mid life crisis!

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It meant the fall of Turkey, the ruin of Greece, and the breakup of China.

Why do waitresses hate mohels?

Because they never leave a tip.