Who wants gold?

amuse me first...hahaha

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Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships?

They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.

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What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

What did King Midas say to the centaur?

Stay gold, Ponyboy.

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What do you get when you mix tea and a dogs name?

A dinosaur! Ha ha get it Tea-rex Hahaha...

Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: Hahaha