What did Sloth say when he found gold?

AU GUYS!!!

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Why, what happened, officer?

He wasn't white and that wasn't right, we found he was black, and that was whack, so we shot him in the back.

Why do the poles shift?

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What did the gold say when it saw the puppy?

Au.

What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

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How does a sloth hang itself?

By trying to jump rope.

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.