What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

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When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land?

Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!

What do you say when the inventor of the telephone falls over?

Alexander Graham Fell!

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage I do realize this is a sick joke but it still makes me laugh when I hear it. I'm a horrible person

What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowntain.

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What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

How do the Rolling Stones like their burgers?

Plain - Rolling Stones gather no moss-tard!

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What does a hiker love to listen to?

A trail mix!

What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'