What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

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What do conspiracy nuts do to fall asleep?

They count sheeple.

Why did Kevin's Ice cream fall down?

Because he was hit by a truck

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What do you call a pile of cats?

A meowntain.

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I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why didn't Mick Jagger pick Randy Moss up from the airport?

Because a Rolling Stone gathers no Moss.

What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

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What did the hiker say when he fell in a pile of moss?

I'm not lichen this!'

What does a hiker love to listen to?

A trail mix!