How do you say 'The Torah' in German?

Kindling.

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What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

Who pays for the drinks?

The German!

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How do you say 'The Torah' in German?

Kindling.

What did Kim Jong Il call his Kindle?

The Dear Reader.

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How do you say 'The Torah' in German?

Kindling.

How is the Torah like Kidz Bop?

It's for yids, by yids!