What do conspiracy nuts do to fall asleep?

They count sheeple.

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Why shouldn't you buy underwear from the Ukraine?

Chernobyl fall out.

Why'd Sally fall off the swings?

Cause she's got no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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How do farmers count their cattle?

With a culator

Why does VALVE end with 2?

Because they can't count to