How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call a dad that has fallen through the ice?

A Popsicle.

Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

Whats the difference between a black man and a picnic table?

A picnic table can support a family of four

What is the difference between a black man and a bench?

A bench can support a family.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How do you keep a blonde busy for years?

Tell her to count the stairs on an escalator.

What do you call an arrogant convict coming down the stairs?

A condescending con, descending.

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Who's driving the car?

Theres a muslim a mexican and black guy in a car, whos driving .. **The cops**

Why did the cops show up at the elementary school?

A 1st grader was resisting a rest.