How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the blind girl fall in the well?

She couldn't see that well.

What is black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & white, black & blue?

A nun falling down the stairs

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?

A pizza can feed a family of 4 (I'm black so I can say this)

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

How do you stop a Polish battletank?

Shoot the guy pushing it.

Why did the blind women fall into a well?

Someone pushed her

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

How do the Chinese name their kids?

They throw silverware down the stairs.

How do the Chinese select their baby names?

They chuck a tin can down the stairs Ping Wong ching Pang

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

Why did the cop shoot the insomniac?

He was resisting a rest

How much have you had to drink?

Me: Like six carrot juices Cop: Please step out of the hamster wheel