How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why are black people afraid to fall asleep?

The last black person that had a dream got shot!

How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you call a black man in space?

An astronaut.

What do you get when cross a black man and a octopus?

I don't know but I'm sure he could pick the hell out of some cotton.

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why are you always pushing me around and talking behind my back?

I said, "well, you are in a wheelchair".

Why not?

It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you get when you throw a Canadian down a flight of stairs?

An apology.

How to climb a flight of stairs?

Step one Step two Step three

Cop Jokes More Cop Jokes

What do you call a cop standing on dog poo?

Officer on doody.

What does a libertarian apparition say to the cops?

Am I free to ghost "