What did the poor composer say to his friend?

I am baroque, can you lend me some money?

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Why does the noble gas always cry?

Because all his friends Argon.

What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

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What does a gangbanger have in common with a soda machine?

They both don't work and always take your money

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

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Why wouldn't the frog lend his hammer to the mushroom?

Because it's a toad's tool.

What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears