What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.

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Why didn't the bunny get the job as a marsupial?

He wasn't koalafied!

Why did Rick Astley get fired from his job at the video store?

Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".

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What do you call some who's too pooped to Pope?

Ex-Benedict

How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen?

You take off their hats

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What did Mark Antony say to Van Gogh?

Lend me your ears

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!