What did the pope give up for lent?

His job.

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What does a geography graduate do with a lightbulb?

Not get a job.

Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR?

They told him he was good at deriving

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What did the Pope say when a cougar crossed his path?

Oh my gosh I almost Puma pants.

Why doesn't the pope like continuous functions?

They're not hole-y.

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Why shouldn't you lend a anthropologist money?

They consider a million years ago to be Recent.

What do you call it when you lend money to a bison?

A Buffa-Loan!