Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

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Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

How do you make a blonde's brain the size of a pea?

A: Inflate it.

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Why is the vice president always so self-obsessed?

Because he lives at the navel observatory

Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

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What's an idealist vegetarian's favorite meal?

Peas and hominy

Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.