Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.

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Pea Jokes More Pea Jokes

Why is the blonde's brain the size of a pea in the morning?

A: It swells at night.

What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

Jail Jokes More Jail Jokes

Why did the husband go to jail for a crime his wife committed?

Because they finish each other's sentences

Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

Disturb Jokes More Disturb Jokes

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

for disturbing the peas!

What is white and disturbs your lunch?

An avalanche

Green Bean Jokes More Green Bean Jokes

Why do green beans meditate?

To find inner peas!

Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.