What do you call an environmentally-conscious Mexican?

A Green Bean

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What do you call one Mexican on the moon?

A problem. What do you call two Mexicans on the moon? A bigger problem. What do you call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved.

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

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Why do green beans meditate?

To find inner peas!

What do you call an Hispanic gentleman who drives a hybrid car?

A green bean.