Why do green beans meditate?

To find inner peas!

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How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

What do pirates say when they find buried treasure?

Thanks for the gold!

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What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.