What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

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What is the difference between a 14 year old boy in the U.S. and one in Mexico?

A 14 year old boy in the U.S. is a freshman and one in Mexico is a senor

Whats the difference between a washing machine and a woman?

A washing machine doesn't follow you around after you dump a load in it.

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How much did the pirate pay to have his ears pierced?

a buck an ear

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

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What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

Green Bean Jokes More Green Bean Jokes

What do you call an environmentally-conscious Mexican?

A Green Bean

Why did the green bean go to jail?

He was disturbing the peas.