What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

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Whats the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts are $1.99 deer nuts are under a buck

What's the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

One person.

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How much would you have to pay a teacher to flunk your kid so he has to go to Summer School?

Just planning ahead...

How much does a midget stripper with three kids get paid?

Mini-mom wage.

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What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

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Why do green beans meditate?

To find inner peas!

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest