Chest Jokes

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

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Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why are some girls so odd?

Because they can't even.

What do you call a girl who is bad at drawing?

Tracey

Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What is the difference between a bus driver and a cold?

One knows the stops the other stops the nose.

Which Pokemon got a cold?

Pik-a-choo.

Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

What do you call a deceptive legume?

A Lima bean

Dinomite Jokes More Dinomite Jokes

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

What do you get when you put a dinosaur and a bomb together?

Dinomite!!!!! *budum tssst*

Chickpea Jokes More Chickpea Jokes

What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?

I never had a garbanzo bean in my mouth!

Why should we hire the chickpeas to be part of our choir?

They could hummus a song! (I was really proud of this one.)

Squat Jokes More Squat Jokes

Whats the difference between skinny and squat?

I never took a skinny on a girl's chest.

Why are Slavs always squatting?

what else is there to do while you're waiting in line?

Ice Jokes More Ice Jokes

What does batman add to his tea?

Just ice.

What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar?

An ice Kareem clone

Lentil Jokes More Lentil Jokes

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...