Chest Jokes

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

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What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean...?

I've never had a garbanzo bean on my chest.

Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

What's the difference between a green bean chickpea?

No one has ever paid to have a green bean on their chest

What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

What's the difference between a chickpea and lintel?

I've never had a lintel on my chest.

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Why did the lady tell her doctor she had breast cancer?

Because she wanted to get it off her chest.

What's the difference between a lima bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a lima bean on my chest

What's the difference between a Walnut and a Chickpea?

I've never had a Walnut on my chest..

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Cold Jokes More Cold Jokes

What does a pirate do when he has a cold?

Arrr make tea

What do you call a peanut with a cold?

Cashew! she was so proud of herself for making me laugh with this one.

Lentil Jokes More Lentil Jokes

What's difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I've never paid to have a lentil in my mouth.

What did the pulse say to the legume as he left?

Lentil next time.

Breast Implant Jokes More Breast Implant Jokes

What do you call the cleavage of someone with breast implants?

Silicone Valley

Why wasn't the plastic surgeon worried about running out of breast implants anytime soon?

He had a large drawer of chests right there in his office.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

What do you get if you are telling puns while jogging?

A running joke.

Lima Bean Jokes More Lima Bean Jokes

What's the difference between a Lima Bean and a Chick Pea?

I never payed a hundred bucks to have a Lima Bean on my face.

Whats the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never had a lima bean on my face.

Press Jokes More Press Jokes

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

Why did my wife cross the road?

To go back into the first clothes shop we went into two hours ago.

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

Quick Way Jokes More Quick Way Jokes

What is the quickest way to double your money ?

Fold it in half !

What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife