What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

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What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii?

Oahu Akbar!

How did ISIS do on their French test?

They bombed it...

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What's a Michigander?

A: An Ohioan who can read. Q: What's an Ohioan? A: A Kentuckian who can count. Q: What's a Kentuckian? A: A West Virginian with a branching family tree. Q: And who the hell are you to be making all these rude judgments? A: Trauma counselor for tour guides.

How can you tell what rank a Russian soldier is?

Count the stripes on his track pants.

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What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

Why do Palestinians have faster computers than Israelis?

They have RAMallah.

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What's the fastest way to a man's heart?

A. Through his chest with a sharp knife.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lima bean?

I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.

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What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.

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What really ticks people off?

Time bombs.

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.