What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

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Bomb Jokes More Bomb Jokes

What did the Muslim Terrorist say when he bombed Hawaii?

Oahu Akbar!

What's the worst part of having to break up with a Japanese girlfriend?

you have to drop the bomb twice before she gets it

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

Why can't Kermit and Miss Piggy count to one hundred?

Because every time they get to 69, Miss Piggy gets a frog in her throat.

Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

Palestinians Jokes More Palestinians Jokes

What makes the Palestinians tick?

Not counting the bombs strapped to their chests, I have no clue.

Why do Palestinians have faster computers than Israelis?

They have RAMallah.

Chest Jokes More Chest Jokes

What is the difference between a Chickpea and a Lentil?

I've never had a Lentil on my chest.

What's the difference between a chick pea and a lentil?

I've never had a lentil on my chest.

Clue Jokes More Clue Jokes

Why are there no black people in clue?

Because then it wouldn't be a mystery.

Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.

Tick Jokes More Tick Jokes

Why did the girl spray her clock?

A: It was full of ticks.

What came first?

A chicken and an egg are lying in bed. The chicken is leaning against the headboard smoking a cigarette with a satisfied smile on its face. The egg, looking a bit ticked off, grabs the sheet, rolls over and says ... "Well, I guess we finally answered THAT question!"