Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

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What did the south tower say to the north?

BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.

What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

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Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

Why are there so few casinos in Africa?

Too many cheetahs

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What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

How do you drown a polar bear?

Cut a hole in the ice. Put a line of peas around the hole. When the polar bear takes a pea, kick him in the ice hole.