What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a mentally ill person without arms and legs?

Call him whatever you want, its not like he's gonna get up and do anything about it.

How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What do you call a Pokemon who is trying to quit smoking?

Vaporeon

What does the hippy say when you try to kick them off your couch?

Namaste.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Where the hell are u?

ME: Well...u know that shop where u saw that ring you love W: OMG YES M: I'm catching Pokemon near there

How do you catch a unique bunny?

Unique up on it. How do you catch a tame bunny? The tame way.

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

How do you pick up a black guy?

With a noose.

What do you call the white guy on a bus full of black guys?

Coach.

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

How will I know when I'm an adult?

and I said, ' When you hear your favorite Justin Bieber song playing in an elevator'

Why did the ghost go into the elevator?

To lift his spirits.