What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

What has two legs and looks like a spider?

A spider. (They have two legs and an additional six legs also)

Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

Catch Jokes More Catch Jokes

Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who?

Daisy me rollin. They hatin. Patrollin and tryna catch me ridin dirty.

What do you call a bread that catches a cold?

Flu-catcher bread

Black Guy Jokes More Black Guy Jokes

What do you call a black guy in a museum?

Antique farm equipment

What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

What's the difference between an elevator and a black guy?

The elevator can raise a child.