How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms or legs playing in the leaves?

Russell.

Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do you make a milkshake?

Give a cow a pogo stick.

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

I say: why buy an entire pig just to get a little sausage!

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How do you get a Samsung owner to throw their phone out the window?

End your text with "this message will self destruct in 10 seconds"

How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.