How do you call a cow with no legs?

You don't, because cows don't have phones.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow with only legs on one side?

Lean Beef.

What do you call a cow that's swallowed a stick of dynamite?

Abominable.

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

How do you know?

My phone is turned off.