What came before the Big Bang?

The Big Foreplay.

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What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

Who came in first?

The over easy egg because it was really runny. How about second The over medium egg because it was only a little runny. And last That would be the baked egg.

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What followed the Big Bang?

The Big Cigarette

What came before the Big Bang?

The Big Foreplay.