Big Bang Jokes

What came before the Big Bang?

The Big Foreplay.

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What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

What followed the Big Bang?

The Big Cigarette

What is your favorite Brian Williams joke?

I was there during the big bang of the universe - Brian Williams

What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

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Why is it called Big Bang?

Baby universe was born.

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What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

Why do you always follow your instinct when doing trigonometry?

Beacuse you might have secant thoughts and go off on a tangent

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What did the 80 grit sandpaper say to the 36 grit sandpaper?

You're a little rougher than I'm used to, but I'll grit and bear it. I'm sorry, that joke was a little rough ;D

What would Mario's name be if he was born in Canada?

Sorry-o And his brother: Luig-eh?

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Why don't Barbie and Ken have kids?

Ken came in a different box.

What is a moo hoo for steak that came late?

Filet delay!

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

What do clothes and religion have in common?

Someone invented them and forced them on everyone.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why shouldn't Canadian adults laugh at children who believe in the Easter Bunny?

Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau

How are men like television commercials?

A. You can't believe a word either one of them says and they both last about 30 seconds.

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam?

A Racist!

Why did Bill and Ted join Islam?

Because they heard it was radical!