Big Bang Jokes

What came before the Big Bang?

The Big Foreplay.

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What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

What followed the Big Bang?

The Big Cigarette

What is your favorite Brian Williams joke?

I was there during the big bang of the universe - Brian Williams

What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

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Why is it called Big Bang?

Baby universe was born.

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What's the difference between a washing machine and a virgin?

A washing machine doesn't follow the guy around for 2 weeks after he drops a load in it.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

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Why was Missis Claus mad last night?

A: Santa came early

What did Nicolas Cage say when his daughters grades came through?

Oh God, not the B's!

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What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

How many bears does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

The bear minimum

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What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

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How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

Why is Islam in Iran so bad?

Not exactly sure why, myself, it's just Shiite

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What would Israel be called if it was make believe?

Isfaek.

Why can't you believe what an atom tells you?

Because they make up everything!