Big Bang Jokes

What came before the Big Bang?

The Big Foreplay.

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What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

What followed the Big Bang?

The Big Cigarette

What is your favorite Brian Williams joke?

I was there during the big bang of the universe - Brian Williams

What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

x-post from /r/imgoingtohellforthis Islam

Why is it called Big Bang?

Baby universe was born.

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Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America?

On their feet!

What do pimples and catholic priests have in common?

They both start coming on boys' faces around age 13.

Religion Jokes More Religion Jokes

What religion is Santa?

He's egg-nog-stic

Which country's capital apologises for its religion?

Islamabad.

Bear Jokes More Bear Jokes

What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

What do you call a bear that swings both ways?

Bi-polar

Islam Jokes More Islam Jokes

How does an angry Muslim close the door?

Islams It.

Why does Islam marginalize their women?

Because she ain't special, Shiite.

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What was the German Shepard's defense at his Nuremberg trial?

I was just following odors."

What do you call a Corvette following a Camaro at high speeds?

Chevy Chase.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

What phone etiquette?

You hand me your phone, you better believe I'ma hurry & scroll through as many pics as I can before you notice.