What religion still believes in the Big Bang?

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Why do you call someone who doesn't like the ideas in Islam?

A Racist!

Why does Islam marginalize their women?

Because she ain't special, Shiite.

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What religion believes in the Big Bang?

Islam.

Why is it called Big Bang?

Baby universe was born.

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What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

What do you call a kid who doesn't believe in Santa?

A rebel without a Claus.

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What happened when the cannibal got a religion?

He only ate Catholics on Fridays!

Which country's capital apologises for its religion?

Islamabad.