What do you call a rude criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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Why do you want to work here?

ME: *crumbs tumbling from my mouth* Oh, I don't. I was just walking by and saw you had donuts.

What do women and linoleum have in common?

If you lay them just right you can walk on them for years.

Condescend Con Descending Jokes More Condescend Con Descending Jokes

What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

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What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending condescending

What's the opposite of condescending?

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What do you call a patronising scam artist, walking down stairs?

A condescending con descending.

How many cops does it take to push a black man down the stairs?

None, he fell.