What do you call an arrogant con walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

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What do you call an arrogant criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What do you call a snarky criminal going down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

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What do you call an arrogant patronizing thief coming down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.

What goes up and down but never moves?

The stairs.