What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

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What do Mexican midgets use to cut pizza?

Little Caesars

What's more illegal than marijuana?

My Mexican neighbor

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What do you call 100,000 Frenchmen with their hands up?

The Army.

What do you call an army of corn?

The Musket - ears

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What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the hispanic community?

Juan more time!

How Many Hispanics Does It Take To Hold Up A Roof?

Just Juan....

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What's the motto for Child Protective Services?

You shake em' we take em!"

What's the motto of the Greek army?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

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Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup