What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

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What do you call a street on the Mexican border?

Wall Street

What do you call a Mexican detective?

Sherlock, homes

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Why do you want to participate in this guerrilla war?

Me: picturing myself leading an army of gorillas into battle "Independence."

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

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How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just Juan

What do you call a Mexican who acts like a white person?

A Juan-a-be

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Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

What's the motto for Child Protective Services?

You shake em' we take em!"

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What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup