What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call four Mexicans that have drowned?

Cuatro Cinco.

How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Why does the army want to only recruit married men?

Because they don't want a man lost!

What did they tell the burger who enlisted in the Army?

You've got no beef soldier!

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan

What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

Motto Jokes More Motto Jokes

What brand should suicidal people clearly avoid?

Nike. Their motto says just "Just do it".

What's the motto of the Polish Solidarity Union?

A: Every man for himself.

Mexican Army Jokes More Mexican Army Jokes

Why did the Mexican army attack the Alamo with only 2000 soldiers?

they only had one pickup

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans